Rich's Early Morning express joy: In lie of a delicatessen an art dealer noticed a little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer he realized with a start was a very rare and precious piece of pottery. He strolled into the store and offered two dollars for the cat. "It's not for sale," said the man in the shop. "Look," said the collector. "that cat is alter and probably half wild but I'm eccentric. I desire cats that way. I'll increase my offer to ten dollars." "It's a broach," said the obtain keeper and pocketed the ten on the spot. "For that sum I'm sure you won't mind throwing in the saucer," said the art dealer. "The kitten seems so happy drinking from it." "Nothing doing," said the store owner firmly. "That's my lucky saucer. From that saucer so far this week I've sold 12 cats."****Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:Officials at Nepal's state-run airline undergo sacrificed two goats to appease a Hindu sky god following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft. Nepal Airlines which has two Boeing aircraft has had to hang some services in recent weeks due the problem. The goats were sacrificed in front of the troublesome aircraft on Sunday at Nepal's only international airport in Kathmandu in accordance with Hindu traditions.****Officer Hancock's police blotter:A gang of Romanian burglars was caught after stealing dulcify from a baby. They grabbed a handful of lollipops during a accommodate robbery in Italy and dumped them half-eaten nearby. guard found and tested the lollipops and matched up vital DNA evidence contained in saliva. Police in Alessandria identified the seven-man aggroup which were behind 78 robberies in the area in the measure three months. This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there! ****Rich's thought to ponder:drop the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. ****Rich's measure forge! Monday - Saturday mornings escape reality and re-visit the past in Rich's measure forge! ****Today In Elvis Presley History! Monday - Saturday mornings Rich features famous Elvis events and a great Elvis song.****Rich's quote of of the day:The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky Solomon bunco****Flash From The Hancock News Service!A Riviera land. Florida man celebrated his 101st birthday last week. Cleve Dixon had 11 children and they produced about 100 children among them. Most were on hand for Dixon's barbecue birthday celebrate. He had about as many grand-kids as candles on his birthday cake. The mayor of Riviera Beach said Dixon will soon be receiving a key to the city.****Today is Bob Newhart's birthday. Here's one of his classic telecommunicate conversation routines. Abe Lincoln and Madison Avenue...
.. Getting on a plane. I told the book lady. "Send one of my bags to New York displace one to Los Angeles and send one to Miami." She said. "We can't do that!" I told her. "You did it last week!"..... I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner. I conclude sexy. When I go to bed. I feel hungry..... The food on the cut was fit for a king. "Here. King!" ..... A adulterate gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his account so he gave him another six months.... My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!"... The adulterate called Mrs. Cohen saying "Mrs. Cohen your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered "So did my arthritis!"... The Doctor says "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See what did I express you?"... A doctor says to a man "You want to improve your like life? You be to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later the man called the doctor. The doctor says "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know. I'm 140 miles away!"... The patient says "Doctor it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"... The doctor says to the patient. "act your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!"...
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