Rich's Early Morning Chuckle:One day a cowboy rode into a Wild. Wild West town. The populate in the town love to compete jokes on visitors. After tying his cater to the impel outside a bar the cowboy went in. "A cup of draw gratify." he said to the bartender. After drinking he went out only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I end it. I be to see my horse outside! Or else. I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!" The populate were very frightened. When he finished his drink he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?"The Cowboy replied," come up. I had to walk home." ****Rich's Crazy News Story Of The Day:A passenger was forced off a flight from Rome to Milan because she refused to act her toy crocodile which was blocking an emergency move. The flight delayed by the argument between the airline flight attendant and the passenger finally took off after the passenger and her stuffed crocodile got off the plane. ****Officer Hancock's guard blotter:Police in Knoxville. Tennessee heard gun fire and saw a man in an SUV behaving "very suspiciously." Officers open a high-calibre hunting rifle on the floor of the vehicle. The police later found a speed camera at a traffic light that had been hit with three high-calibre rounds. The man was arrested. This is Officer Hancock. Be careful. There are a lot of wackos out there! ****Rich's thought to ponder:Santa's elves are just a bunch of grade Clauses.****Rich's Time Machine! Monday - Saturday mornings escape reality and re-visit the past in Rich's Time Machine! ****Today In Elvis Presley History! Monday - Saturday mornings Rich features famous Elvis events and a great Elvis song.****Rich's quote of of the day:The attempt to feature wisdom and power has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while. Albert Einstein****Flash From The Hancock News Service!A new service promises Londoners they'll never undergo to spend much time looking for the bathroom. Westminster City Council has launched a toilet-finding service for cell phone users. Tourists theatergoers shoppers and pub patrons in London's West End can now text the word "toilet" — and receive a text back with the communicate of the nearest public facility. The system which covers 40 public toilets pinpoints the caller's position by measuring the strength of the phone signal. The text messages be about 50 cents and most of Westminster's toilets are free.
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