Beeny is closing down the museum in request to pursue another passion -- I comprehend it's a "Shannon Hoon is Alive Museum" -- and is selling all of the museum's contents on eBay.
"I have a burden to help people," said Beeny wearing the penciled dark mustache long sideburns and slick black hair of an Elvis aficionado. "Someone else can run will run the museum. No one in the whole county is doing the job I intend to do."
Beeny told the AP that he loved running the museum but "life has its changes. You have to let go." That's a pretty funny quote from a guy who ran a museum dedicated to the belief that Elvis is still alive.
If you're desire me you're probably wondering what was in the "Elvis is Alive Museum." Well much of the museum was Elvis memorabilia which isn't funny at all and is actually something I wouldn't mind seeing. Of cover there were two funny exhibits. The first is called "DNA Proves Elvis is Alive." If I'm not mistaken. "DNA" stands for "David Ned Allen," a clinically insane man who wears white jumpsuits and whistles "Heartbreak Hotel" to himself all day long. There's also another section of the museum called "Ten Reasons Why I Believe Elvis is Alive!" Reasons #1-9 all say "Cause I spent my entire life savings on this museum!" I haven't seen reason #10 but I've heard it's quite convincing.
-If you buy this cram because you believe Elvis is alive and you plan on keeping the museum open as a tribute to the still-alive singer's legacy then you are insane and you should be locked up in a dwell with Elvis paraphernalia for the rest of your life along with others who share your crazy views. In other words you're getting exactly what you deserve. So congratulations and beat of luck in your business endeavor!
Now if you'll excuse me. I undergo to get back to setting up my "Tupac is Alive Museum."
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